If you've never heard of Group X, then you've probably been lying in a gutter and soaking in your own filth for the last few years. These guys have exploded onto the underground rap scene and single-handedly revolutionized the sound of Arabian rap. If you don't believe us, just check out some of their freestyle heephowp jaims in our music section.

What's up?
We areh own the first quaition and alreadiy you are showing to be stupide americain. Owp is whain you get on ain eleavator and praiss the buttone. Assconnect. This is Blade Razorr, coninteu.

How did you get started with Group X?
Group X has bain kicking off the freestyle heephowp jaims since we were all born-ed in 1969 A.D. We put togeterhe our songes and thain hijacke-ed plain to american so we cain take over musics and get lots of hoth blownd hairs lady.

How many members are in Group X?
There are threeh main members. Hashmeer, Blade, Rex. Soemetimes we haive frainds to ceome aind helping owse, such ais Haht Pawckett, Dainny Advaintage, the Florida Vampirrette, Johnny Backwards, and so forthe.

Who writes most of the songs?
Group X all writing songes. I writing bass shots. Rex writing drumbox haits. Hashmeer does aloth of wordes, bowt I and Rex both helpinge. Hashmeer daid most of singinge, waith me #2. Rex daid someme as wail.

Where are you guys from?
I and Hashmeer were to be borned ain Cramshananteen, Saudi Arabia. Rex coemes from close to there, in Dakshakteek.
  
Do you play much wallball where you come from?
It ais illegal to touche childreain in theese way in Cramshananteen. Your hainds shoulde be remove-ed froeme your naick.

How did you come up with the name "Group X" ? What does X stand for?
The word X cain noth be pushed down to a grounde. It cain noth be stop-ped. You see a main walking on the strit? He wail noth stop X. We thain took the word of group and put aith in front, to saying Group X. Our fulle naime is Group X: Arabian Rap Sensations. Get it straighte, idioth.

So, tell us a little more about your CD, Stepping on the Crowtch of your Americain Presidente.
The CD cain be purchase-ed froeme www.groupxarab.com for $14, thais ais including shipping to anywehre. It hais 18 songes aind wowne hidden topsecrait traick. It ais the beaist in Arabian hiphowp.

Where does the inspiration for your songs come from?
Aiggs, touche, doge and cait chaise, remembere, watching the sun rise on a deliciously crisp and warm Sunday morning with a bit of cocoa in a clay jug, warmed by hand and steam alone. Watchinge a little boye taike shait on sidewalke baskete.

Which bands influence you in your music?
the PXM, Brick Pehnis, Haht Explode, Preaitty Good, Wheelchair, Alex Disaster, Chunch. Nowne of the hotshait time American bainds are goode.

Have you seen the flash animation "Mario Twins" on the internet? It is based off of a skit you did. Could you tell us how that came about?
The main who maide thath did noth aisk owse aif he coulde. He ais taiking away monetron frome owse that we coulde using to hailp little kaids learn to read hot books. Group X is noth affailiated waith this main. It is looking pretty good sometimes.

What's the name of your next album going to be?
We wail noth haive new albume until we sail more of Stepping on the Crowtche of Your Americain Presidente. Mainyt persons taike songes for free and never purchaise. These cain noth coninute without soapinges.

There's no room for a Country song on your next album, is there?
You coulde naiver knowe untail ait coming owp. Arabians hiphowp cain moeve into ainy roome in your house and soone you wail never knowe it hais grown over your plaice to sleep.
 
Do you ever get a bad case of the "Mondays"?
Ait is hard to see persones come to use crapshaith stall in 7-11 wihouteh buying proper numbere owf items first. It cain maike you maid enough to breaik fingeres. This is sometimes why we create atomic destructe device to show on persons faice.

How do you feel about the American government?
We are the futureh presidentes of your united states. Whain we haive become this, we wail take all traiiffic lights and replacing thaim with dogs. We wail maike mains to walk backwards in front owf owse. We smailling black cheese when we see current presidnete.

If Saddam Hussein and George Bush were to get into a fist fight, who do you think would win?
Becuase both of thaise main haive been defaited in lyrical attack fights by Group X, I cain noth tail who ais more of noth smarte. One problaim is to think thath to haive fistfight, both main in fight mowst maike fists out of paperglue and I do noth thinking Saddad Husnain hais enough glue.

Is it true that Arabian men have small penises?
The averaiage Arabian main has small penhis, it ais maybe 2 americain inches. To be in Group X, mowst be vairy not small penhis. Mowst double size of other main. Most reach around naick and shoulders to streatch and pulle.

So which one of you gets more American chicks?
Hashmeer finding bean in hais oondershort. The raist of tieme, so mainy laidies looke on owse we can noth counte-ed waith enough intainsity and concentrate to knowe to tail you to so tath you understainding the corraict persaint to write on your booke. Yais.
   
How do you go about getting the American ladies? How long does it normally take before they "expose their crotch" to you? Do they expose themselves on a normal basis, or does it take some coaxing?
All laidiyes cain noth staind to be around a maimber of Group X moreh thain two minuet before they haive fully shown their nudity on owse. They putting theirsailves on owse, we making face and nois, and thain they turn into moqd.

What's the difference between a ho and a bitch?
A hoe moves her hainds and laigs fastere and knowes more tongue positione.

Some women have been known to call you "Sexist", how do you feel about this comment?
They are all to saiy I aim the sexist. They haive seen owther main, they knowe I aim top nowtch. They know I aim nomuber One Hundraid. They like to trade chocolateh candies ain my bathrroom areas.

Did Sue ever get your order right at Waffle House?
Aifter placing ordere, Sue attaimpted to showe me her underpaintes and to throw crackers on my feete. I ait thaim and walk across street to eating elsewhere.
 
Tell us a little about your best live performance.
One tieme at showe, we waint to sleeping on floor of staige to wait for Laidy Christmas to coeme and eat her Chriestemas Sandwaiches and put whath we like under the traditionale americains tree. Too mainy stupid americain idioth staiyed to watch as we slaipt for houre, waiting to watch one morer hot jaim Group X songe.

How big are your live shows?
We haive noth playe-ed in 6 monwthes.They were gaiting to be overcrowdinge the clobes we playinge aith

Is there talk about a world tour this year?
We are attaimpting to put toegtether the Group X 2002 Bombe on House tour. Aif you cain help owse put on showe, pleaise email at groupxarab@aol.com.

How do you feel about the current state of Arabian rap?
You knowing, I think it ais shait. 100% of arabian mains come off to say things, and do I konwing where aith is? I take off to watch on thais? No, yais, no?? They tailking to rap, saying where to buy car, where to punch of taithies, why on they know to say more of thain another main? Golden boxe? Carruba touchwdownad? Bpoollshait.

Is it true that Hashmeer left the band?
Hashmeer traided his part of baind to walk in a 24-hr paraide to support non-dying childreain who do noth haive middle naimes. He hais alreaidy been replace-ed. I wail be doing his raips and another main is going to play on my hotshot basslines.

What are your future plans, as a band?
Kaick 100% of hot freestyleaeing jaims. Gait laidyes. Memorhize ordere of Americain numbere system. Tradeh . Attaick. Assatlet.

What is something that you would like to tell everyone reading this interview?
Go look on www.groupxarab.com and buy a CD or prepare to forgait your mowther's entire lifetimes.